From the Pig. For the People.

By: Hank. (The talking piggy bank)

Hank here, talking piggy bank with something to say and a campaign to tout. First off, I can’t believe the rubbish that gets airtime. Talking lizards? Give me a break. That duck’s voice? Ouch. And let’s be honest, the “weeeee” pig is a wee bit creepy. How ‘bout the slew of criminals? Like that pitcher of punch bent on destruction. Or the thief rabbit. Disgraceful, all of ‘em. Folks need an honest, relatable role model. Someone good with money. Who’s not afraid of looking to the barnyard for a laugh. Folks need me. (And yes, I do birthday parties.)

Watch your ceramic master of mascots show you how it’s done.

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